I can squish a fly and listen to it buzz itself to death for half an hour, but every time I cut up an onion I cry. What's the word for people that won't eat vegetables for ethical reasons?
This might just be a place for me to whine about things, or maybe I'll make some amazing predictions - quatrains of course - that people can interpret to say pretty much anything they want. Whatever, don't take me too seriously.
1 Comments:
Try freezing the onion to death. Then you might not cry as much, because it will not feel the knife.
By Anonymous, at 2:19 PM
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