Joy of Spam

People who never read their spam are missing out on the positive aspect of spam. There's a lot of humor buried in there. Forget the stock tips, the foreign medication sources, the russian women who are just dying to chat and show off their pictures. It's the big happy erect penis spam that has all the entertainment. Such a wealth of euphemisms. Some choice examples:

• Big your piano
• You'll have a dick like Jesus, after taking this medicine.
• Helping men for 3 years now, Give us a shot you wont regret it. - This one is good for its signature: a pediatrician at The Children's Hospital
• Promote your little soldier of love in the new year!
• Size does matter, upgrade your dick with us today
• African bushmen reveal their secrets on how to get a BIG penis.
• Isn't it humiliating, when they call your male stick a "wee-wee"? [product name omitted] Try it now and you'll deserve a more appropriate definition of your new huge male meat!

And this one's long and utterly incoherent, but somehow lyrical:
The men always would like,
that at them all was more, than at others.
So the strong floor is arranged.
And when the speech comes about penis …
If the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member - he dissembles. To any to the man not all the same. Penis is a pride the man, his second " I ". If want is his card in the intimate attitudes.