I'm Not a Terrorist

I have a feeling that merely posting this will be enough to get me in trouble, but what doesn't these days? I have an idea, better than shoes, better than juice boxes, for getting bad things on board airplanes. As an aside, is it enough to get you on the no-fly list if you have Dr Scholl's gel insoles in your shoes?

I think the best way to get something on an airplane, which will only work for women or good impersonators/transvestites, is the bra. Specifically the breast. They already move rather like gel so who would notice. Nobody's going to grope to check them out. There is no way that extra attention for large-breasted women would be even remotely acceptable - political correctness can be your friend. It's not even polite to stare long enough to notice odd shapes or bumps, and certainly nobody would ever say anything or do anything about it.

If anyone tries, let me know how it goes. If you work for the TSA or Homeland Security - go away; this is just free speech.