Reading, Anyone?

Evidence that people don't read their email sig disclaimers.

"I have lost the email with my username and password for the [dept. name]
account. Would you mind resending so that I can activate the account
for the summer? Thanks. My university id is XXXXXXX. Thanks, XXXXXXX

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[Name of Office]
[Street Address]
[City, State, Zip Code]
Ph: ###.###.####
Fx: ###.###.####
wb: www.[org_domain].org
ml: XXXXXXXX@[org_name].org

Please do not send any identifying or confidential information (such as
names, birthdates, social security numbers) via e-mail. It is possible
for third parties to intercept information transmitted in an e-mail.
Identification numbers (such as case or referral numbers) may be
included where necessary. Intercepting persons cannot use these numbers
to identify a client unless they have access to the host application or
database."

I Wish I Could Tell People

I am not the high priestess of David. I am not the conduit through which you communicate with him, nor am I the interpreter of his pronouncements, thoughts, plans, or actions. Think of him as a more accessible being, whom you can address directly. But keep in mind that he is not omniscient nor omnipotent (sorry David).