The Future of Reality TV

Reality TV has always been a bit of a misnomer. or at least an exaggeration. Participants are chosen for personality, attitude, looks, all sorts of things that have nothing to do with the skill or attribute one needs to win.

Clearly, the competition that frames the show is irrelevant. It's time to do away with all that nonsense and just let the habitual reality show contestant be a reality show contestant. Forget America's Next Top Model - go with America's Next reality Star. The competitions are pretty obvious - tantrums, bitchiness, rolling eyes for the camera, talking about someone behind their back, crying, the usual. Perhaps some advanced skills like fainting or drunken camera speeches.

Admit it, as lame and pathetic as this sounds, someone wishes they'd thought of it first and sooner or later it will be on. The only challenge is the perfect name.